This is the story of the trojan horse
And how to win a war with army whores
Build up a big f*cking horse
And fill it up with whores, army whores
Open the doors, open the doors
I have a horse full of whores
Get the f*cking horse through the doors
You better beware and hold your horse
This war ain't no game anymore
This is a horse and it's full of whores
Open the whores, open the whores
I have a horse full of whores
Let's rejoice and have some intercourse
Cherish the moment, enjoy my whores
But they didn't know of the p*ssy brute force
Coitus interruptus, mousetrap of course
So if you wanna win a war
Or only want to come through the doors
Build up a big f*cking horse
And stuff it full of whores, army whores
This was the story of the trojan whores
Trojan whores!