verse 1X:
OH my GOD, What Has Happened Here?
Everything is new and fresh and everybody's
all well dressed, Equipped with the latest
fashions, Well I have Brought my f*ckin dragon,
Chorus:
Everything is new and fresh,
Everybody is well Dressed,
Equipped with the latest fashions,
Everything is all well kept,
Everything is all except,
they didn't bring along their dragons.
I wasn't informed that it was just a black and white party,
No mythical creatures required,
I tried to leave when I was greeted by my pet,
ripping off the dj's head...
with an arrow flying through his brain,
killing off theodore, which kinda pissed me off,
but I looked with my one good eye,
and saw an original nintendo right near by...
With a game labeled Catch Hell, Lorelei...
Try to make a perfect score,
Try to make a f*cking perfect score,
I bet you cant because no one else has ever done it.
Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination.
Here is the, Chocolate room..
Close your eyes, take a deep breath,
count to 3. and you'll be next,
to pick out your own very chocolate dragon.
yes i said a chocolate dragon.
chorus:
Here is the chocolate room,
Close your eyes and take a breath,
count to three, and you'll be next,
here is your bath towel & robe,
get ready to make the best,
you will make the best chocolate dragon!
Make sure to take good care of your dragon.