Whiskey Hurts My Tummy Lyrics

Jenny found some magic juice, inside Mommy's drawer
Jenny said "I wonder what this magic juice is for."
"Will it make me big and tall? Will it make me fly?
Will it make me happy or will it make me cry?"
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey is so yummy!
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey hurts my tummy!

Billy and his friends one day were playing after school,
Watching "Yu-Gi-Oh" and some other strange cartoons.
They got bored and needed something else to do
They went down to Daddy's basemeant bar where they found something new!
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey is so yummy!
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey hurts my tummy!

Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey is so yummy!
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey hurts my tummy!

Kindergarten playtime is always so much fun, All the children get to play tv, tag and run.
Before lunchtime comes learn-time, after learn-time comes a nap,
But not today 'cause the janitor switched the apple juice with Jack!
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey is so yummy!
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey hurts my tummy!

Sally is so happy, 'cause this is Friday night,
And mommy said her Brownie troop could sleep over tonight!
Pillow fights and talk to boys and stay up after dark,
But I don't think you get a merit badge for drinking maker's mark!
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey is so yummy!
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey hurts my tummy!

Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey is so yummy!
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey hurts my tummy!

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