Ooh you're so convenient
Yeah
If you were a pencil, I'd write with it
If you were a camera, I'd take shots with it
If you were a song, I'd sing it
If you were a book, I would read it
If you were a slide, I'd go down it
If you were a seed in a fruit, I'd eat around it
If you were a mirror, I would look in it
If you were a bed, I would sleep in it
If you were a recess, I wouldn't miss it
If you were a toy, I'd play with it
If you were water, I would drink it
If you were a pen, I'd write with it
If you were a school, I would go to it
If you were a jacket, I would wear it
If you were a house, I'd live in it
If you were a car, I'd drive it
If you were a gift, I'd have it
If you were strawberry pie, I would enjoy it
If you were a piece of money, I would put it in my wallet
If you were tape, I'd hang something to the wall with it