See his face in the paper
Read his words on the screen
Hear his voice on the airwaves
Never a word unclean
He's someone
He's someone
He's someone
Better than me
But he won't get in close
He won't touch me
No not me
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
I run by the rules
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
I fight by the book
He gets his clothes
At the best store
He gets his hair cut for free
He never walks with the riff raff
He wouldn't like to talk to me
He's someone
He's someone
He's someone
So much better than me
But he won't get in close
He won't touch me
No not me!
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
I run by the rules
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
I fight by the book
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
I run by the rules
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
I fight by the book
You can't touch me
You can't touch me
You can't touch me