Well my car broke down it's in the ditch
Wish I was the son of someone rich
I'd throw hundred dollar bills out on the road
And I'd catch me a ride to the rodeo
There's a mule deer layin' by the road ahead
He ain't sleepin' he's damn sure dead
Venison frying in the blazing sun
Hey I need a ride come on someone
My car broke down I ain't got no money
stuck out on the road
Hey I need a ride now won't somebody
Take me to the rodeo
There's a buzzard circlin' up in the sky
He's lookin' at me with those beady eyes
Well I don't know but I have a hunch
He'd rather have me than that deer for lunch
Right now I wished I'd stayed in school
But I had to be a rodeo cowboy fool
And I'll bet my daddy'd sure be proud
If he could take a look at his son right now
My car broke down I ain't got no money
Stuck out on the road
Hey I need a ride now won't somebody
Take me to the rodeo
Here's a blonde in a Cadillac
She's got the top rolled down and her hair tied back
But she don't look, she don't even slow down
She just keeps those wheels rollin' around
My car broke down I ain't got no money
Stuck out on the road
Hey I need a ride now won't somebody
Take me to the rodeo