Rap Game Cranky Lyrics

[Verse 1: Red Pill]
I get a pool full of liquor and I die in it
You pour me a rum & coke, you better put a f*cking lime in it
I'm Harvey Pekar if he could rap though
Louis CK, another disgruntled asshole
So please excuse the rudeness and demeanor
I'm more Eeyore than Christian Dior
I haven't had a 'New Look' since the 90s
If I need clothes then Kohl's is where you'll find me
My apartment functions as a dungeon
Curmudgeon, don't invite me to your functions
I can't stand introductions
Phone calls get ducked and voicemails, f*ck them
(What are you doing tonight?) Nothing
I like my Friday nights with no interruption
And hold the compliments, don't have any confidence
Drinking every night 'cuz I don't have any accomplishments

[Hook: Red Pill]
Started from the bottom and I'll stay there
Never play the game 'cuz they don't play fair
I appreciate the help, I don't need nobody else
Let me party by myself

Bitch don't kill my vibe, bitch don't kill my vibe
How am I supposed to live? I gotta work to stay alive
I'm not an open book, I'm a bottle on the shelf
To love, health and wealth
Bitch I party by myself

[Verse 2: Red Pill]

Tonight I'm staying in the house, probably laying on the couch
Don't mistake what I'm about bitch I pour an IPA into my mouth
f*ck fame, I'd rather be a face up in the crowd
A trip to the liquor store will be tonight's highlight
I don't pop molly bitch I drink Miller High Life
That chick reminds you of your Bimmer?
She reminds me of the time the heat went out in my Lumina
I got my darling cooking dinner, while I'm talking shit on Twitter
Steady sipping on this liquor
Probably f*cking up my liver, you might think that I'm a sinner
But I think I beg to differ
On the weekends, not trying to get on guest lists
I'm taking your suggestions for shit to watch on Netflix
But I'm too drunk to watch a movie
It's Friday night I'm passing out watching Louie

[Hook: Red Pill]
Started from the bottom and I'll stay there
Never play the game 'cuz they don't play fair
I appreciate the help, I don't need nobody else
Let me party by myself

Bitch don't kill my vibe, bitch don't kill my vibe
How am I supposed to live? I gotta work to stay alive
I'm not an open book, I'm a bottle on the shelf
To love, health and wealth
Bitch I party by myself

[Outro:]
I don't suppose it has anything to do with your winning personality, does it?
That's what I'm selling, that's what I'm selling
Is you
That's right
You're the commodity
That's right

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