Second hand girlfriend
Garage sale special
Good at what she does
And what she does is do the one
That rocks her world
A Midwest apple
Fallen from a tree
Load it up with honey
Give it up for money
She's another drama queen
She hides the scar across her face
But Daddy's memory has a place
She threw his ashes out to sea
Gonna write a letter send it home
Joei hit the big time on her own
She's in L.A. weekly
She's gotta 1-900 phone
Oh yeah, Joei hit he big time on her own
Somebody stole the baggage
Off the back of her truck
Joei doesn't mind
Says it's just a sign
We oughta lighten up
Her mama left when she was two
Says ya gotta do what ya gotta do
When the damage is already done
Gonna write a letter send it home
Joei hit the big time on her own
She just got a billboard
Are they real or silicone
Don't care, 'cause Joei hit the big time on her own
(instrumental)
Gonna write a letter send it home
Joei hit the big time on her own
Gonna cast a shadow on a glorified headstone
That reads "Joei hit the big time on her own..."