I met Shania Twain and I met ol' Tim McGraw
Billy Ray Cyrus and little David Ball
A little bit of luck and my life would be complete
There's a little bitty blond that I'd really want to meet
I sure like Mindy McCready
Start pumpin' iron and a-eatin' my Wheaties
Got to get in shape if I want to get a date
But first I gotta lose just a little bit of weight
Mindy
My little bitty sweetie in her little nighty gown
A little bitty kiss and I'd probably come unwound
I love to watch her dance and I like to watch her sing
Want a little better look at her belly button ring
I sure like Mindy McCready
Take a little ride down to Panama City
Just the two of us on her little bitty bus
With a whole lot of love and a whole lot of lust
McCready
I work a little job for a crummy little check
Heck I'd trade it all for a hug around the neck
Paid a lot of hope for my little bitty scheme
'Cause I could never fit in her little bitty jeans
I'm a good old boy she's a pretty little girl
Wish I had a chance to rock her little bitty world
I'm a little bit insane 'cause I love her somethin' fierce
Gonna go and get my big old belly button pierced
I'd sure like to meet Mindy McCready
Give me half a chance and buddy yes indeed-y
Guys do it all the time, I'd better get in line
Better go and buy her some of Deana Carter's wine
I sure love Mindy McCready
Start pumpin' iron and a-eatin my Wheaties
Got to get in shape if I want to get a date
But first I gotta lose just a little bit of weight
I'd sure like to meet Mindy McCready
Give me half a chance and buddy yes indeed-y
Guys do it all the time, I'd better get in line
Better go and buy her some of Deana Carter's wine
Hey Mindy, I got your kryptonite