[Verse 1]
No box jobs with door fobs
And guys like you with fancy cars in cocktail bars
That forget to tip as they take a sip
And with every bit I feel the dirty napkin
They dropped on the floor crumple in my fist
[Chorus]
It has become apparent that you are not useful
And it has become redundant
The paperwork you've been filing
And now you realise
That there's a man at the top and it's not you
Now you realise
That it is all not real
[Verse 2]
And if you don't pay the rent
And all your money is spent
Will he come and get you?
I don't know, do you know?
And there's and overwhelming presеnce of a hand over your head
Yеah, there's a big dark shadow over your bed
[Chorus]
It has become apparent that you are not useful
And it has become redundant
The paperwork you've been filing
And now you realise
That there's a man at the top and it's not you
Now you realise
That it is all not real
[Verse 3]
Pin-stripe suits and Chelsea boots
Silver tie-pins with matching cufflinks
Sit on the tube while you read the news
Card declining, perfect timing
Sniffing cheap coke on the weekend
You hit your peak at seventeen and
You've got all the gear but no idea
Morning march, a glass of scotch
You're a bad-boy, you're a big flirt
Vodka, lime and soda on your t-shirt
You've got a shit-rose tattoo on your right hand
But your mummy's been asking where you've been and
[Chorus]
It has become apparent that you are not useful
And it has become redundant
The paperwork you've been filing
And now you realise
That there's a man at the top and it's not you
Now you realise
That it is all not real
[Bridge]
That's a nice fade, where'd you get it from?
Same place as every other Jack, Luke and Tom
You think you're sick 'cause you paid to sit in V.I.P
But the number on the cash machine says R.I.P
Smashed your iPhone and it's got no warranty
And your girlfriend would rather dance with me
I said, your girlfriend would rather dance with me
[Outro]
Dance with me, dance with me
Dance with, dance with me
Dance with, dance with me
Dance with, dance with me
Dance with me, dance with me
Dance with, dance with me
Dance with, dance with me
Dance with, dance with me
Dance, dance, dance, dance with
Dance with me
Dance with, dance with me
Dance, dance, dance, dance with
Dance with me, dance
Dance to me