"Um, try this button here...Hello, David, are you there?"
"Yeah, I'm right here."
"Thank you.""Hey, David."
"I'm really curious of why Ted Nugent is appearing at the Bammies. I mean-"
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"Okay okay, that's-, okay, go on."
"Ted Nugent is a person who's racist. He's made amazingly racist statements against gay rock people.-
"Hey, David, David? Let me help you along here-"
"Wait wait wait wait! And he also, um, is a complete sexist and homophobe, and he also slaughters animals for a hobby.."
"Hey, David, are you in Consolidated?"
"No, I am not."
"Okay."
"Hello? Are you there?"
"It's like inviting a Klansman to the Bammy awards."
"Well, you know, I don't think so. I think it's like inviting a really great guitar player to the Bammies."