[Verse 1]
aww shit Im always caught up in a scandal
im like Martin dumbing out on Tisha Campbell
my dick is on the crap table Im ready to gamble
gimme a blunt and all the p*ssy I can handle
ayo Im getting mad bitches like a trooper
and Ill be swinging like Im hanging out with Mr. Cooper
pushing a phat B, bitches wanna get with me
I get more p*ssy than a women's penitentiary
I drink lemons with bacardi
for bitches wanna party
make sure they gimme the punani
yo when I be with mamis we could be maxin'
2Pac and Janet Jackson so I guess I f*ck with Toni Braxton
whatup with Mega did you see him (yea I seen him)
uh huh
f*cking yo bitches how to be up
bitches know the drealy when my dick is in between them (yo whats the deal dunn)
I f*cked them and Im leavin
[Chorus]
It aint a damn thing funny
sex, drugs, bitches & money
where my niggas at?
It aint a damn thing funny
sex, drugs, bitches & money
[Verse 2]
to ya'll bitches who aint making any sense
and talk that bullshit like aint nothing going on but the rent
and want a little more graditude
I pay the rent now get the f*ck out my house, that's my attitude
you better find another sucker
I don't give a f*ck
a bitch play herself and Ima buck her
yea Im a foul motherf*cker
and bitch I ran more trains than a subway from Dunston
I cant afford to pop shit
my dick the size of one of Bob Marley's clips
being a supertravel's never easy
I even had a fight with Jorge (Weezy!!) because he caught me f*cking Weezy
ya'll niggas better watch your girlies
cause Ill be tag-teaming bitches like Levern and Shirley
ya'll motherf*ckers know the rules
now white bitches on my dick like Im from Guns-n-Roses, dude
[Chorus]
It aint a damn thing funny
sex, drugs, bitches & money
where my bitches at?
It aint a damn thing funny
sex, drugs, bitches & money
[Verse 3]
Last verse
a cartoon booty session
Im in a Lex spaceship
f*cking Judy Jetson
Im cool with Fred but Wilma give good head
it's hard to sleep with f*cking Dino sleeping in the bed
Betty Boop sex incredible
and Olive Oyle got a nag becasue her p*ssy smell terrible
f*cking a sea hag is something I can never do
no matter what she working with or she be bringing cheddar to
Snow White's a ho she burned my nigga Sleepy dwarf
and now the other six of them cats is beating all
and plus Yogi Bear hit her
f*ck that bitch!
Im live and uncensored
word up
what, what