Vegetable Man Lyrics

Buckethead + Les Claypool:

Ohhh Yeah!
Im the vegetable man.... I dont pleed with a thing
yes im the vegetable man I pawn my high school ring
I think that clintons a crook.... I think that politics
stinks... I havnt read any books dont care what any 1
thinks... cause Im the vegetable man... yes Im the
vegetable man....

see my apartment....
feel my diocese...
fondle my carrot.. & give it a squeeze...
ahahaha forgive my potatoes ... & pardon my peas....
cause im the vegetable man....
ohhh im the vegetable man....
my dad was a worker... my mom was his wife... and it
was millions of taxes that spoiled there life ... i
think that something is brewing cause im kicking the
dog.... got a wiff of the future but i mite be wrong
cause im the vegetable man... I grow through vines and
pots cause im the vegetable man i sell my seeds to the
god cause im the vegetable man ohhh vegetable man!!!

see my apartment.... feel my diocese... fondle my
carrot.. give it a squeeze... ahahaha forgive my
potatoes ... & pardon my peas.... cause im the
vegetable man....

you dont know me and Im damn sure I dont know you.. doesnt matter if you think I am.. Iam a dream that iam
real and i can rivet and squeal ,
ill take you higher then you been w/o drugs...
its in my music you can feel it in my words,
I know your hungry for the hero but your luck is
batting zero cause the music now is mainly for the
birds

who can you turn to? where can you run?

the vegetable man is having all the fun and ill be glad
to tell ya what to feel

cause im the vegetable man I grow threw vines and pods
i sell my peeps to the gods
yes cause im the vegetable man....
take it bucky (buckethead)
ROCKIN
summersquash, hot house cucumbers....

whooaaaa!!!!

see my apartment, feel my diocese, fondle my carrot
give it a squeeze... forgive my potatoes.. & pardon my
peas!

cause im the vegetable man
ahhhoooo im the vegetable man!!!!

I think that clintons a crook.... I think that politics
stinks... I havnt read any books dont care what any 1
thinks... cause Im the vegetable man... yes Im the
vegetable man....
VEGETABLE MAN VEGGGGGGGABLE MAN!!!
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES JONNNEY!!!
CLEAN YOUR PLATE YOU LIL PRICK!!!

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