1. I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND it's FORTY BELOW
THE WEATHERMAN TELLS ME it's TOO COLD TO SNOW
I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND I KNOW THAT HE'S LYING
MY CAR'S OUT OF SIGHT AND THE SNOWS STILL FLYING
WILL THE CAR START?
(HEY YOU KNOW IT WON'T)
DID THEY PLOW THE ROAD?
(YOU KNOW THEY DON'T)
AM I LATE FOR WORK?
(YOU KNOW YOU ARE)
STUCK AGAIN!
(SO IS YOUR CAR)
CHORUS:
I SHOVEL,AND I SHOVEL,AND I SHOVEL THAT SNOW
I GOTTA GET OUT, BUT MY CAR WON'T GO
I GET THE CABIN FEVER WHEN THE NORTH WINDS BLOW
I GOTTA GET OUT BUT MY CAR WON'T GO
2. I CALL UP THE NEIGHBOR, HE'S GOT FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE
HE CAN'T GET OUT, HE'S BURIED ALIVE
SNOW SHOE OVER PLAY SOME 15-2
I GOTTA CHEER UP 'CAUSE I FEEL SO BLUE
CRANK UP THE BLOWER
(HEY IT WON'T RUN)
GRAB THE SHOVEL
(AH, MUCH MORE FUN)
MY BACK IS BROKE
(YOUR HALF-WAY THERE)
SNOWING AGAIN? WELL I DON'T CARE
CHORUS
3. I GOT A HOT DATE, I CAN'T BE LATE
I'M STILL SNOWED IN, SHE JUST CAN'T WAIT
I'M STUCK IN THE DRIVE, STUCK IN THE HOUSE
WATCHING TV, STUCK ON THE COUCH
START EATING AGAIN
(OH WHAT A BORE)
I JUMPED A SIZE
(AH EAT SOME MORE)
I LOOK LIKE HELL
(WELL LOOSEN THE BELT)
ONE OF THESE DAYS THIS SNOW'S GONNA MELT
CHORUS x2
I SHOVEL,AND I SHOVEL,AND I SHOVEL THAT SNOW
I SHOVEL,AND I SHOVEL,AND I SHOVEL THAT SNOW
I GOTTA GET OUT, MY CAR WON'T GO
I GOTTA GET OUT, MY CAR WON'T GO
I SHOVEL,AND I SHOVEL,AND I SHOVEL THAT SNOW
I SHOVEL,AND I SHOVEL,AND I SHOVEL THAT SNOW