[Verse 1]
I've got that bounce that they can't achieve
So phat the shit is clogging up their arteries
Coughing up a part of me
Honestly I don't know where to start with these gassy individuals
Who make it so hard to breath, inconsistently
Operation 'keep it clean' failed miserably
Still it's going so swimmingly
Admittedly, probably be remembered as the biggest prick in history
Who did it so despicably
Little yellow men who run around tickle me
Animated playback, flames in the dysentery
Trying to get them days back, chained so differently
You is a little waste cack, consider this your christening
Hold your nose and lay back
Who's a little baby, you soft little baby shut up!
I keep it calmer and practise the pranayama
Your style is about as flavoursome as an Asda tomato
[Hook 1]
And when it comes to that skill I'm pterodactILL
Man are never sat still
I remember that thrill
Me? Trying to put the fun back in this shit
You? You were never that real
[Verse 2]
It's a good job I've got that confidence within myself (Innit!)
Cause if I'm honest I ain't really feeling no one else (nope!)
More trouble than it's worth that's what it spells
And I would love to hang around you but it f*cking smells
From When decks had belts if anyone remembers
The status is legendary with no contenders
Cooked it up in the garages, garden sheds
And cellars
Plus we paid for the damage, there's nothing you can tell us
Getting jealous and crunching numbers and call a bookie
We keep it coming and running order like how it should be
My coordinates cracking just like a fortune cookie
What-dyama-call it I'm calling you out, you all a p*ssy
Speaking lasers and natives ought to have understood me
I've been up for ages I tought the neighbours to boogie woogie
The journey took me to Hooky Street with the lucky lucky
Look how we smashed it like any spot on this map you put me
[Hook 2]
And when it come to that vibe, I done perfect mine
While you stumble back blind
How they love to chastise (me!)
Trying to do what's right and keep it family
You? You was never that live
[Verse 3]
And I've got no reservations
My flow demonstrates a slow preservation
And I would love to be the man that you look up to
But I find it hard enough to meet my own expectations, celebrations
Took a selfie of me looking unhealthy
Getting felt up by some elderly women
Bitch, have you smelt me?
Rosie like your girls farts
Cosy cause the upgrades suppose to resemble something in first class
But not as pricey, I like it proper feisty
Hot and spicy, no wonder they wanna ostracise me
Your life does not entice me, if you haven't noticed
Shame your rhymes ain't kicking more than your halitosis
Bring a swarm of locusts, plagues and the petulance
Made it rain cause I couldn't contain the excellence
Wake all the f*cking residence and tell them i'm here
Introducing the man of the motherf*cking year!
[Hook 1]
And when it comes to that skill I'm pterodactILL
Man are never sat still
I remember that thrill
Me? Trying to put the fun back in this shit
You? You were never that real
[Hook 2]
And when it come to that vine, I done perfect mine
While you stumble back blind
How they love to chastise (me!)
Trying to do what's right and keep it family
You? You was never that live