I have an addiction, it's called myspace.
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Hey baby, remember me from myspace, when I sent you a request to be my friend? You denied, it, why? We could be friends forever! Myspace we'll be cool then I make it to your top eight, then people will recognize my face. It's DACAV5 and we can be friends forever.
This track right here is the myspace song, addicted from the minute that you first sign on. You all need to hurry up, quick! Edit your profile, but be original go and get your style. Pimp your whole page till it's fresh to depth, before you know it you'll be getting friend requests. YES! No you're hooked and you just won't quit. Stuck on the main page trying to upload pics.
Oh the words are real witty that you wrote in the caption but the server is to busy so you are close to snapping. That's what happens when you are a myspace freak can't sleep cause you're top eight are up in your dreams. Now it seems like Tom is really a drug dealer cause he got you strung out of his internet "tequilla". Go to sleep go to work take it after school and when you come back here your inbox mght be full.
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Some girls recognize my face on myspace.com but really I'm worse in person. I'm not Tom, I'm just Ron but I've got myspace in the palm of my hand. People know how crazy I get, that's why they change their whole profile to private. I sent an e-mail to Kia for tequilla, she started freaking out and thought I wanted to kill her. But I'm not solicitin I've got this addiction of myspace I can't erase from my system. It's so depressing even with the medicine I can't get rid of it not even a little bit. TOM! You've got to get in the middle of this cause my fingers are turning numb from all the comments I've sent. What can I say, this site's got the best of me. Like Anakin said: "Myspace is a nesesity."
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Oh Tom!
Forbidden!
{We could be friends forever}
Petite girls!
{We could be friends forever}
Obese girls!
{We could be friends forever}
You could be black.
{We could be friends forever}
You could be white.
{We could be friends forever}
You could be black white, brown come on now.
{We could be friends forever}
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DACAV5. Myspace.com/d-a-c-a-v-5
Shadowville productions on the beat.
Shoutout to Tom, shoutout to Tom, on myspace.com
WE COULD BE FRIENDS FOREVER!