You always want head. We love it. We always have to
watch, right.
Right. And if you've got a lot of hair we f*cking turn
into Vidal Sasoon
all of a sudden. We got like scrunchies, banana clips
comin out of nowhere.
Hairspray *SSS* Good. Good. Front row seats. I like
that with the lips.
The thing you're doing with the lips is good.
You know what's so weird. Why does this happen?
This is a weird thing. Phenomanon. Right, sometimes
guys,
you're having sex, right. And everything's going great.
Everything's you know-. Right.
All of a sudden you hear like a voice comes into our...
our brains.
Starts telling us to say shit like... Yeah say that!
Say that!
That's perfect! Say that right now. Right, and you're
like Yeah.
I'll f*cking say that. You just grab her hair and you
whisper...eghhh.
You don't even think about it. Just say it ya f*cking
say say things.
You hear what I say? You like that huh? Right, you say-
but sometimes
you say some shit and you think of it like two hours
later and you're
like "What the f*ck was I talking about?!" And you get
like embarrased.
I was with a girl recently, right. I was totally just
in the zone.
Out of nowhere I was like...
"Uh yea my dick feels like corn!"
Sounded good at the time!
She didn't even miss a beat she was like
"Give me the butter baby give me the butter!"
*punch*
Come on Orville Redenbacher... pop that p*ssy.
*punch*
We should just have an orgy right here right now.
Let's just turn off the f*cking lights and everybody
just feel around!
Let's turn off the lights and play a game called uh
"Who's in my Mouth?"
What did you say? Careful? What are you like my
lifeguard?
Careful... careful Dane! What are you spotting my
jokes?
Careful, careful...