I AM FAMOUS TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY I'M A HOUSEHOLD NAME THEY ALL KNOW I COULD'VE BEEN A CONTENDER COULD'VE BEEN A KNEE BENDER AT THE WALK OF FAME
YEAH, BUT WHAT GOES UP MUST SURELY COME DOWN FACTS AND FIGURES, THEY'RE A FACT OF LIFE I ONLY WANTED TO BE IN "B" MOVIES, BE KIND TO STRANGERS AND TO CALL IT A LIFE
YAY- EEEEH - EEEEH - OH CALL IT A LIFE
IN MY MIND I'M THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER I'M THE WORLDS GREATEST LOVER IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES I AM THE SILENT TYPE UNDER THE COVERS UNDER THE COVERS I CAN'T TELL SUCH LIES
YEAH, BUT WHAT GOES UP MUST SURELY COME DOWN FACTS OF BIOLOGY THEY'RE A FACT OF LIFE I ONLY WANTED TO BE WANTED HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF CHILDREN AND A SATISFIED WIFE
YAY-EEEEH - EEEEH - OH (SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA LET GO OF WHERE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING LOOK WHERE YOU ARE AND JUST CALL IT A LIFE YEAH, SOMETIMES YOU GO WHERE THE RIVER IS FLOWING LOOK WHERE YOU ARE AND JUST CALL IT A LIFE)
LET'S CALL IT A LIFE FROM THE ROCKING OF THE CRADLE TO THE ROLLING OF THE HEARSE LET'S CALL IT A LIFE MOST THE TIME IT'S BOREDOM BUT SOMETIMES IT'S WORSE
LAST NIGHT I DREAMED I HAD A MESSAGE FOR THE MASSES A MESSAGE FOR THE MASSES THAT WOULD SET THEM FREE I SHOOK MY TAMBOURINE AND STOOD ON A SOAP BOX I STOOD ON A SOAP BOX AND SAID, "BE LIKE ME!"
WHAT GOES UP MUST SURELY COME DOWN ARTIFACTS AND FIGURINES THEY'RE A FACT OF LIFE I ONLY WANTED TO BE HALF CRAZY AND TO BE HALF HAPPY AND TO CALL IT A LIFE
WE GOTTA CALL IT SOMETHING SO LET'S JUST CALL IT A LIFE