It's Medieval Werewolf Catching a wave Everybody says that he needs a shave He's just Medieval Werewolf Hanging around Everybody says he's mangy hound He's just Medieval Werewolf Combing his pelt, setting the table, his name was mispelt He's a Medieval Werewolf Feeling no shame, everybody knows his unholy name
And now this Medieval Werewolf is learning to surf But on the coast of Medieval Normandy, the surf is the worst And now Medieval Werewolf is running away But that is the price of pornography
He's just Medieval Werewolf Jacking the Jews, sucking the sausage, turning the screws He's a Medieval Werewolf Not saying no Not saying something about nothing he knows... It's just Medieval Werewolf Having a growl Odering coffee, taking a towel Medieval Werewolf Medieval Werewolf Medieval Werewolf
It's just Medieval Werewolf He'll give you such a scare wolf And because he drinks so much he's falling down the stairs wolf He's just Medieval Werewolf Dances like Fred Astaire wolf And he's coming out of his cave and going down to the beach...
He's just Medieval Werewolf Is coming to town, he's booking a room, the rumors abound Because Medieval Werewolf Has taken a bride, he starts making love, he's not satisfied He's just Medieval Werewolf Becomes sanctified, he goes to the club, he then steps inside Because Medieval Werewolf Is getting the bends, he's crossing the border, he's not telling friends He's just Medieval Werewolf Medieval Werewolf
And now this tequila warehouse is starting to burst And now this Medieval Werewolf is slaking his thirst And now this Medieval Werewolf is running away... But that is the price of pornography