I believe in Bilbo Baggins!
[Verse 1]
There is a dance, dance that they do
But they won't do it with you
Buy all our shoes, they wear all our pants
And when we're not there they do a little dance
[Chorus]
It's called the dance of Europe
The dance of Europe
The dance of Europe
The dance of Europe
[Verse 2]
We love them for their beer and their weed
They hate us for making them bleed
We go over there and piss on their towns
We really laughed when the Concorde fell down
[Chorus]
The dance of Europe
The dance of Europe
The dance of Europe
The dance of Europe
[Solo]
[Verse 3]
They hate us for the bombs we used
But they are to blame for gassing the Jews
[Chorus]
While you're in Europe
While you're in Europe
While you're in Europe
You'll breathe the gas of Europe
Why you in Europe? (You stupid motherf*cker)
Why you in Europe? (You stupid motherf*cker)
Why you in Europe? (American f*cker)
Why you in Europe? (Get the f*ck out of here, man)