Beer Is Good For You Lyrics

I'm gonna tell you about my younger days when my health
was good, but my mind was crazed
By chemical interactions in my brain.
Yes, I got high. You know it's true, but what I'm gonna
relate to you
Will keep you just like me from going insane.

Cuz you know ... Beer is good for you! (Beer is good
for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it's true.) Beer is good for
you.

Yeah, keep off crack and speed and smoke. You'll just
get dumber with every toke.
Rocks in your head. No wonder it's called "stoned".
Your heart beats fast, eyes red as hell. The monkey
just gets bigger till
Your money, lungs and mind will all be broke

But you know ... Beer is good for you! (Beer is good
for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it's true.) Beer is good for
you.
Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Here's to you.) (Belch) Beer is
good for you.

Dope carnivals inside your head can turn into freak
shows instead
Face every imagined horror known to you!
Beautiful and exotic, paranoiac and psychotic.
There's nothing left but sawdust when it's through.

Hey, don't feel bad and don't feel blue about all this
jive I'm layin' on you.
I'm just trying to make a point and make it clear.
No, don't get angry. Don't lose hope just because you can't use dope.
You can always make a real good case of beer.

Cuz you know ... Beer is good for you! (Beer is good
for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it's true.) Beer is good for
you.
Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Here's to you.) (Belch) Beer is
good for you.

Dark or light, it's brown as honey, worth its weight in
gold or money
Oh, baby, that beer is good for you!
Gives your tongue a tingle and your mind a buzz and you
wake up in the morning with a mouth full of fuzz.
Oh, baby, that beer is good for you!

And you know ... Beer is good for you! (Beer is good
for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it's true.) (Belch) Beer is
good for you.

Not as good as sex, but it's better than jail. Hookers
cost, but so does bail.
Oh, baby, that beer is cheaper, too.
So, tell the man behind the bar, B - E - E - R!
I'm telling you, beer is good for you!

And you know ... Beer is good for you! (Beer is good
for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it's true.) Beer is good for
you.
Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Here's to you.) (Belch) Beer is
good for you.
I said that beer is, ... beer is, ... It's good for
you! (Belch)

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