Well, if you crave for romance
I will show up bearing flowers
And if you need a good listener
I can hear you talk for hours
If you've need of something stronger
Well, I will be your man
And if you want somebody just to make the effort
I'll do everything I can
Well, just don't go pinning all your hopes down on me
‘Cause I can make you pretty promise, girl
But that's no guarantee
‘Cause I'm no perfect soul
These days I'm rolling out of control
But all I know to be true
Is I got good intentions for you
So if you need a cleaner
Well, I'll take out the trash
And if you're short of money, girl
Well, I can spare a little cash
And if cannot hold your liquour
Oh, honey, I'll hold back your hair
If all you need is some distraction, girl