[Intro]
"Hello?" (CashMoneyAP)
"Yes, you've reached Thick Niggas Incorporated, how may I direct your call?"
"I need me a thick nigga, but no homo though, 'cause that's that gay shit
Nigga, as long as I say no homo it's not gay right?"
"Absolutely right, sir!" (Ooh, BatGang on the track, bitch)
[Verse]
Anime bitches, I look at her titties
Then I take her home and we count up these fifties
I come to your city, I sneak in yo' chimney
I tickle her kidney and then I watch Disney
I love me some hentai, I go on Xvideos
Bitch, I'm DBangz, stick my dick in your Cheerios
Bitch, I'm DBangz, I might f*ck my computer
I whip out my dick, then pull up on my shooter
I tickle your booty and then I get neutered
I know I'm a loser, I tickle your tumor
I find me a bitch that got no sense of humor
It's Lil Cumstain, I'm the booty consumer
I take off her shoe and then do the maneuver
And if she act tough, I might whip out the Luger
You know I'm with Kia, I go to IKEA
She soft like a cheetah, she from Costa Rica
Hey, lil' mama, come through, get respected
She take off her shoe, I take out my erection
I suck on her middle toe, don't use protection
K call me, "Papi," I teach her a lesson
I only eat ass, it's a p*ssy oppression
You swear that she loyal, your bitch in my mentions
I whip out my dick, paint her face like Picasso
I suck on her toes, then I'm out like El Chapo
I look at her booty hole, eat it like tacos
I respect on women, she better not swallow
She touch on my cockpit, I put it on auto
"Suck toes and eat ass!," that's the DBongo motto
I cuff me a Kia, then write her a song
She take off her shoe and I take off that thong
I whip out my dick, she said, "Baby, what's wrong?"
"Girl, nothing, I'm 'bout to smash like I'm King Kong"
"Papi, go harder," I nutted a while back
Bitch, I'm DBangz, I ball hard like the Wildcats
She talking 'bout Troy, she take out a toy
'Cause my dick was too small for her to enjoy
I meet with the mom, yeah, Kia so bomb
I whip out my weenie on PornHub.com
[Outro]
Swag, swag, swag