Excuse me
I have no one to talk to
And I think
You're pretty cool
If I stay
For too long
I'm sure you'll turn on me
It's happened a lot before

I dwell on things
I only want to sing
I don't wanna work
I'm a total f*cking jerk

I sometimes
Use words in ways I should not
I've more than
Pissed a lot of people off
I've thrown away
My own poetry I thought had potential 'cause the truth
Can really hurt a lot

I say wrong things
My opinion sucks
My attitude stinks
I'm a total f*cking Jerk

But I'm not crazy
I'm only lonely
If I've hurt your feelings I apologize
Please don't hate me
I just don't think I could take it
If you do I'll crawl up in a ball in a dark hole
And want to die

Total Fucking Jerk Lyrics

DEAN STRICKLAND