Listen up all you boys and girls
With jet-black hair to golden curls
When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
(Yee-Haw) When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
(Sayin') We ain't workin' it's cold outside
(Santa said) Back to work or I'll tan yer hide
(That's) When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
(Yee-Haw) When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
Listen up all you boys and girls
With jet-black hair to golden curls
When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
(Yee-Haw) When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
Vixen planned his great demise
Comet charmed him with her eyes
Cupid checked and set the day
Prancer led him to the sleigh
Dasher knocked him to the ground
Blitzen said let's gather 'round
Dancer bucked him in the rear
(Then) Donner led this happy cheer (singin')
When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
(Yee-Haw) When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
If you're lookin' up to the sky
And see a red light flyin' by
Could it be the one with the shiny nose
And eight other reindeers I suppose
When loadin' up that heavy sleigh
He'll think back to that very day
When Santa Claus got his ass kicked by the reindeers
(Yee-Haw)