Do you remember the day I said I'd write you love songs?
well instead you're recieving this. So sit down, shut the
f*ck up and listen, Curstin, here's your parting gift.
You're a lying, conniving, deceiving, slut, I should've
left my heart with Sam. Since you know you're gonna be
alone in the end, I cared enough to write this song, so
f*cking listen again.
Finding my semen in you would be like playing wheres
waldo in a crowd of freddy kreugers.