You went off to actor's school
They taught you how to act real cool
They showed you how to laugh your way through tears
We don't need your autograph
Around here, you're just plain riffraff
Stella, you don't need your makeup here
'Cause, Stella, this ain't Hollywood
(This ain't Hollywood)
You're not on the network news
(This ain't Hollywood)
This is gonna be your last review
Your life was never cruel or hard
But this ain't Wilshire Boulevard
This is gonna be your final play
Around here, you're no superstar
There's no place to park your car
So you can throw your credit cards away
'Cause, Stella, this ain't Hollywood
(This ain't Hollywood)
This ain't nationwide TV
(This ain't Hollywood)
This is your eternal destiny
Stella, this ain't Hollywood
(This ain't Hollywood)
You're not on the network news
(This ain't Hollywood)
This is gonna be your last review
Stella, this ain't Hollywood
(This ain't Hollywood)
You're not on the network news
(This ain't Hollywood)
This is gonna be your last review
Stella, this ain't Hollywood
(This ain't Hollywood)
You're not on the network news
(This ain't Hollywood)
This is gonna be your last review