The Beard Song Lyrics

Well I've been called Al Qaeda, Osama bin Laden
But what about Jesus in case you've forgotten
This country we love was built on the good book
So don't go blaming JC if your preacher's a crook

All my brothers with beards, raise up your beers
Let that thing grow out from ear to ear
If you can't see my dimples, I'm so sorry dear
This ain't no shave November, it's no shaving this year

Maxed out IRA's and 401k's
With the money I've saved on my three razor blades
Gonna get me a Harley, beard blowin' in the wind
Quite legendary like old Abe Lincoln
We got a name for folks without beards
They call them women around here

All my brothers with beards raise up your beers
Let that thing grow out from ear to ear They say you're so cute clean shaven, I'm so sorry dear
This ain't no shave November, it's no shaving this year

I ain't no Bocephus or David Allan Coe
I ain't no great singer, I was the first one to know
But when I'm on stage singin' my song
All the girls rush the front row 'cause my beard is so long

All my brothers with beards raise up your beers
Let that thing grow out from ear to ear
If you can't see my dimples, I'm so sorry dear
This ain't no shave November, it's no shaving this year

All my brothers with beards raise up your beers
Let that thing grow out from ear to ear
They say you're so cute clean shaven, I'm so sorry dear
This ain't no shave November, it's no shaving this year

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