She Makes Me A Killer Lyrics

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY? YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE

HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART? LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME YO YO YO! OK, LET'S GO

AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES.................................................................... NICE THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!" I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE............................................................... SMOOTH SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?" I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE" K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?......................................................................................... WHERE'S THE f*ckIN MARKER PEN? I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED f*ckIN ILL PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL........................................................ A NICE BIG PENIS I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SOPHIE SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID" THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY...................................................... VERY f*ckIN FANCY I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY 300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI................................................................... A f*ck TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE.......................................................................... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS "OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S f*ckIN ON THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!" "THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!" JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?.................................................................................... HOOK ME UP OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ..................................................... f*ck "WHAT THE f*ck DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU f*ckIN SEXY! "JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI! NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!...................................................................... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION

HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART? LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME! PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND f*ckIN PUSHING!

A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL! MY LITTLE BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!

SHE MAKES ME A KILLER (X8)

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY? YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE

IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES.............................. DRINKING SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!............................................................. KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE........................................................................... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE THE CHERRY LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!" "AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA.............................................................................. THAT'S CORRECT I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE TITS CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!" THAT NIGHT WAS A f*ckIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY....................................................... PARTY DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE ON THE VERANDA NINJA f*ckED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY f*ckIN DORY THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY AT MY NEXT LIVE SHOW GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN HAWK EYES GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES................................................. FAN GIRLS I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE.......................................... A DRINK SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE "CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE! GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY TESTICLES JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS....................................................................................................JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE. THOSE HEAVY f*ckIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY f*ckIN SORE! EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI......................................................................... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF f*ckIN HEADS TURN MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?".............................................................. HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A f*ckIN FOOL?
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JESUS CHRIST! WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO f*ckIN COMPLICATED? LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS f*ckIN INTO ME! PLUS SHE WAS A VIRGIN! SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL............................................................ WEED THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB WHEN SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?" SO I TOOK HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!" I TOLD DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!" THEN BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB! I PUT THE FLAME ON THE MOTHERf*ckIN BONG! LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON! LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM! LIKE BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM! WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE MOTHERf*ckIN ROOM! LIKE... ...f*ckIN BLIND!.............................................................................................................................. HOW EMBARRASSING! THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND I SAID, "WHAT'S THE MATTER BRO?" "DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?" LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE f*ckIN FREAK OUT!........................................................MASSIVE THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!............................................................... A f*ckIN IDIOT SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING! I THOUGHT BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'

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