Uncle Jimmy (Skit) Lyrics

Yo-landi: Uh, hi Jimmy.

Jimmy: Yolandi, hi. Come in. How you doin'?

Yo-landi: I just wanted to ask you...

Jimmy: Come sit down. Come sit here, right here on my lap.

Yo-landi: Uh.okay.uh.well.

Jimmy: There you go. You want some herbal tea?

Yo-landi: Uh, no thanks.

Jimmy: You sure?

Yo-landi: I'm fine. Thanks.

Jimmy: Oh, Yolandi, look at you. You're so cute and squishy,
look at your little cheeky weekys you're so cute. I just want
to keep you here in my office as my little pet; feed you, bathe you, comb your pretty hair. You don't have to do
anything you don't want to do, you hear me Yolandi?

Yo-landi: Mhmm

Jimmy: Yeah, don't let anyone around here f*ck you around.

Yo-landi: Okay.

Jimmy: You need anything, you hear me, if you need anything,
come here to my office, sit right here on my lap and tell
Uncle Jimmy what you need, and I will give the f*ck up. You got that?

Yo-landi: Yes, Jimmy.

Jimmy: No, call me Uncle Jimmy.

Yo-landi: Yes, Uncle Jimmy.

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