Baby Dick Lyrics

Ya dirt nasty motherf*ckers check this shit out it's like this

Yo first of all my dick is small
Three inches hard two little balls
When the lights are out I stick it in
Her mouth she says I don't smoke virginia slims
I wear a rubber if it fits shit
But they don't make condoms for baby dicks
Maybe it's time to buy the pump
But everytime I stick my dick in I cum
And my last girlfriend was a stripper
Bitch had beef curtians
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
If you want it all day don't call me
But you can call me itty bitty sizzle stick
Even mini me started laughing at my little dick
Please lord tell me if you listening
I'm tired of having stage fright in the mens urinal

Baby dick
Itty bitty baby dick
Baby dick
Baby baby baby dick Baby dick
Itty bitty baby dick
He got a baby dick [x2]

What's worse my pops got a purse
He a fag tranny work at circus circus
And my mom is boning tom
That dude from myspace.com
And my little sis got a bigger dick
Than me, dad, and uncle rick
f*cking bitch I wanna beat her down
But shes 6'3" 200 lbs
Damn granny lost it
When grandpa came out of the closet
My balls itch from the crabs I got
I was sleeping with a crackhead hooker at watts
My aunts doing 20 to life
For raping a nerd who works at good guys
So I think I'll f*ck my cousin in the mouth
Even though it smells like orange roughy

Baby dick
Itty bitty baby dick
Baby dick
Baby baby baby dick
Baby dick
Itty bitty baby dick
He got a baby dick [x2]

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