Dirty Mike!
This one goes out to everyone who worked on the album
Friends; family; Mr. maxima
Love you man... let's go
Get faded; Get high,
f*ck her in the jacuzzi.
Them f*ckin bitches is crystal,
I never cared about cooties.
Bitch.. Shut up..
Get on your knees and suck.
What's that you have a boyfriend?
You think I give a f*ck?
When I die, don't cry;
Celebrate that shit.
Imma mend it to the world,
With the crimes I commit.
I've been f*ckin the system
Since I was a kid
Drinkin straight liquor
From my mamas tits.
Every time I'm in the club,
You know I make it rain.
First I pop some p*ssy
Then I Pop champagne
I f*cked every bitch-
From here to China
I'm not gonna lie
That's a lot of vagina
Goin up in my ride
With your girl by my side
She's got big titties:
So I give her a try
We f*cked all day
And we f*cked all night,
But you can have her back
Cuz she's no longer tight.
The girls love my style
And my rhymes are dope
I got more goals
Than the motherf*ckin pope.
I stole you're bitch
Let your balls flew
Welcome to my kitchen
We're making p*ssy too.
Ham up in this club
f*ckin all of these bitties
Your girl hit me up
She wants to show me her titties.
I give her hickey
I drink till I'm dizzy
She sucked on my dick
And now her tits are all sticky
When I was a kid
Told mom I won't play with fire
Now I'm rappin these verses
And she calls me a liar
f*cked your bitch last night
Now her p*ssy is tired
I f*cked my bosses daughter
Safe to say I got fired
When I was a kid
I got coal in my stocking
Shot Santa in his fat ass
And now he done walking
I had this bitch
She was a bunny
I put it in her ass
Now she's hopin round funny
If you threaten me
I'll put your body in a ditch
Then I'll f*ck your mom
Let you know she's my bitch
You know her titties big
And you know her as fat
Hit it from behind
Until I make her ass clap
Get the f*ck out
Don't mess with my gang
We love gettin faded
And f*ckin putang
Back at the crib
We'll have a gang bang
I once f*cked an Asian chick
Her name was Ching Chang
Bendin over flexed
With a big booty buck
When you suck my dick
Make sure you lick the nuts
Pocket full of gold
And my raps are ill
All the bitches wanna f*ck me
Even the milk
I'm in love with booty
I'm in love with the coco
Snort it off her ass
And I just go loco
My dick is long
And my stacks are tall
Put it in her p*ssy
Turn it into a waterfall