Another Captain Crunch Morning
Gonna eat up that good stuff
Another Captain Crunch morning
And then the...anal sex
Met her at a bar thought she
Was a sure thing told her I loved her
And that she was super rad
Didn't really love her thought
She kinda looked fat didn't even like her
But I wanted to tap that ass
Don't live in the past
Let me put this up your ass
It'll only hurt the first time
It'll only hurt the first time
She said "I don't want it up there"
"Take that thing out of there"
"I Told you once, I won't tell you again!"