Pink toenails Why don't I have time to paint pink toenails? And my girlfriends have time for their pink toenails I've got my pink foam curlers in my ponytail Come nightfall You'll be waltzin' thru my door when you hear me call When you find me sittin' there in my pink toenails And I love the way you say I'm your baby doll All I need's my box of chocolates and you here by my side I've got my Walkman and my Cosmo and my ticket to ride Why don't I have time to paint pink toenails? Whoa pink toenails I've got my pink foam curlers in my ponytail And my girlfriends have time for their pink toenails You think your man don't care about perfume and powder Polish and lipstick and lotion But when you slip your slippers off and you rub him on the chin When he looks down your leg you're sure to see him grin At your pink toenails Well, let me put my finishin' touches on He says "honey come on over here and give me somethin' sweet" 'Cause I don't want to cuddle, snuggle, rub him on the feet 'Til I have painted every little toenail pink Ooo wrestle with me, you can mess up my hair You can treat me like a tomboy, I love it I swear We'll go to Disneyland and ride the monorail Oh toenails why don't I have time to paint my toenails? I've been drinkin' my whiskey from a holy grail And if you're sweet I'll be your nightingale Until the extinction of the sperm whale We'll live happily ever after just like Roy 'n Dale