[D = Doug E Fresh
R = MC Ricky D (aka Slick Rick)
B = Both
G = Get Fresh Crew]
[Intro]
Ladies and Gentleman...the most exciting stage show you've ever
witnessed...appearing live...Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.
[Verse 1]
[R:] Excuse me Doug E Fresh...
[D:] Yes!
[R:] Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
with one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite
[D:] They never write
[R:] That's not polite. Am I lyin'?
[D:] No, you're quite right
[R:] Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear
[B:] We swear, the best darn rappers of the year
[R:] So!
[D:] So!
[R:] Cheerio!
[D:] Yell...
[R:] Scream...
[B:] Bravo! Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show
[Verse 2]
[R:] A-yo, Doug
[D:] What?
[R:] Put ya Bally's on
[D:] Yo, Rick, I was about to but I need a shoehorn
[R:] Why?
[D:] Because these shoes always hurt my corns
[R:] Six minutes...six minutes...six minutes Doug E Fresh, you're on
Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on
[D:] Here we go...
[G:] Here we go...
[D:] Come on...
[G:] Come on...
[D:] A-here we go...
[G:] Here we go...
[D:] Come on...
[G:] Come on...
[D:] Yo! Where's Will and Barr?
[R:] Well I don't know, they're late
Told em them the time...oh, I forgot the date
[D:] Man you did it again, oh no!
[G:] No, here we go, come on
Here we go, come on
Here we go, did we miss the show?
[D:] Nuh, nuh na nana no we didn't
[R:] Word
[D:] Nuh nana nana nana, no we didn't
[R:] W-w-w-Word
[D:] No we didn't
[R:] Well don't get us wrong
'Scuse me Doug E, 'Scuse me Doug E,
'Scuse me Doug E Fresh, you're on
Uh uh on...
[Verse 3]
[D:] Well it started up on 8th Avenue
When I made up the name called the...
[G:] Get Fresh Crew!
[D:] It was me, my two DJ's Chill Will and Barry B
and my right hand man Ricky D
I used to rap and sing, makes sounds and things
And for example, here's a telephone ring...
[R:] Hello? Is Doug E Fresh in?
[D:] No, he's not in right now
[D:] But anyway, no more delay
Just check out the new style I display
Now ya gotta be (fresh)
To rock with (fresh)
And I'm D.O.U.G.I.E (fresh)
And I'm known for the... [fx: Doug E style beatbox]
Not for the... [fx: Fat Boys style beatbox]
The human beatbox or the entertainer
No other title could fit me plainer
In a passing generation I am a remainer
And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer
Cashin' checks, make sound FX
And after I finish rockin' Slick Rick is on next
[R:] Ya know it
[D:] Slick Rick...
[R:] Well, here's a little somethin' that needs to be heard
Doug, I was goin' Downtown
[D:] Word Rick?
[R:] Word
[D:] Sure
[R:] All alone, no-one to be with
Stepped on the D-train at 205th
I saw a pretty girl
[D:] So?
[R:] So I sat beside her
Then she went [fx: roar] like she was Tony the Tiger
I said, oh no, there's been a mistake
Honey, my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes
[D:] Oh, golly wally
[R:] She was raisin' hell
She said, oh my name is Maggie but call me Michelle
Michelle, ma belle
Sont les mots qui vont, tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble
Bust a move, we show and prove
A-yo Doug, do that record Jam on the Groove
[Outro]
[D:] As you can see, most definitely
We are (fresh)
Chill Will (fresh)
Barry B is (fresh)
Ricky D is (fresh)
And I am, the Original Human Beatbox
The Entertainer, Doug E.... (Fresh)