Bel Air Blues Lyrics

Runnin' down a purple shadow, goin' down somewhere
Goin' down the alleyway, lookin' for a dead dog with a custard pie
I am looking for a dildo in the sky
And if I find it soon, I think I'll call the Menendez boys

Think I'll call the Menendez boys
Turnin' on the tv set--hypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream
Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman
In plastic frown, blow up this town, think I'll call the Menendez boys

Think I'll call the Menendez boys
Turnin' on the tv set--hypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream
Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman
In plastic frown, blow up this town, think I'll call the Menendez boys

Think I'll call the Menendez boys
Turnin' on the tv set--hypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream
Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman
In plastic frown, blow up this town, think I'll call the Menendez boys

Think I'll call the Menendez boys
Turnin' on the tv set--hypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream
Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman
In plastic frown, blow up this town, think I'll call the Menendez boys

Coolin' out at big 5, got a sleepin' bag and a new canteen
Shave my body of every hair--rub me down with amphetamine
Jump back in my rail--punchin' it I got spooked
Remove tattoos, the Bel Air blues--think I'll call the Menendez boys

Think I'll call the Menendez boys
Turnin' on the tv set--hypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman
In plastic frown, blow up this town, think I'll call the Menendez boys

Livin' on a crooked road--like a dust bowl refugee
Crawlin' on the freeway--cleanin' my teeth with a barbecue coal
You can call me Sam, or you can bark my hole
And you can use my dick for a walkin' pole

Celebrity has its way--a boomer in my stash
An angle slide in Baltimore--top 40 pederast
Everybody got a never-never plan
Everybody got a Never-Never Land
Never never never never never never never!
Never never never!

Think I'll call the Menendez boys
Turnin' on the tv set--hypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream
Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman
In plastic frown, blow up this town, think I'll call the Menendez boys

Think I'll call the Menendez boys
Turnin' on the tv set--hypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream
Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman
In plastic frown, blow up this town, think I'll call the Menendez boys

Think I'll call the Menendez boys
Turnin' on the tv set--hypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream
Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman
In plastic frown, blow up this town, think I'll call the Menendez boys

Think I'll call the Menendez boys
Turnin' on the tv set--hypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream
Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman
In plastic frown, blow up this town, think I'll call the Menendez boys

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