Yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart
away.
But today is a new day time to start living my life my
own way.
No rules and no embarrassment
Way more sex and no harassment.
I think I'm better off on my own.
I'm better off all alone.
Well I started thinking about us lately
And just maybe you weren't the one who left me.
Maybe I decided to leave you first.
Because you're nothing but a big jerk.
Yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart
away.
But today is a new day time to start living my life my
own way.
No rules and no embarrassment
Way more sex and no harassment.
I think I'm better off on my own.
I'm better off all alone.
I'm hating you and more lately.
I even stopped calling you baby.
Maybe I'll decide to ignore you.
Just maybe I'll be the one to forget to call you.
Yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart
away.
But today is a new day time to start living my life my
own way.
No rules and no embarrassment
Way more sex and no harassment.
I think I'm better off on my own.
I'm better off all alone.
I think I'm gonna buy you a shirt from hot topic you
jerk. (That says I suck!)
I think I'm gonna prank call you at work. (And sell you
a penis shaped Banana)
I think I'm gonna make my dog eat your homework. (Cause
you're not too cool for school.)
I think I'm gonna cry and try to forget all the great
times we had.
Yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart
away.
But today is a new day time to start living my life my
own way.
No rules and no embarrassment
Way more sex and no harassment.
I think I'm better off on my own.
I'm better off all alone.