We were in the park holding hands
Watching the birds fly by
But all of a sudden you punched me in the face.
So I dropped you off at the crazy house.
I went to visit you the very next day
Said honey, are you sure that you're okay?
You said yeah, my mom was just totally stressing me out
And I swear I saw a bug crawling out of your mouth.
So I checked you out of the crazy house.
We were chilling at Jack In The Box pimpin' those curly
fries
As I stared into your eyes
But all of a sudden you threw your Sprite in my face.
So I dropped you off at the crazy house.
I went to visit you a week or two later
Said sweetie, are you sure that you're all better?
You said yeah it just tasted like shit,
And I swear I was just throwing another stupid little
fit
So I checked you out of the crazy house.
I was at the movies buying you candy before it started
I loved the way your hair was parted
But I accidentally bought you a Kit-Kat bar
That's when I decided you were taking this way too far.
You tried to punch me but you missed.
I called you a f*cking bitch.
Then I dropped myself off at the crazy house.
(Hey mom, what's sup?)
Bass solo!