Some f*cker wants to have a go at me
He don't like my personality
But he's a cunt and he will see
No f*cker ever knocked out me
I battered the bastard round the f*cking head
A pool cue nicked from the Old Queens Head
Felt sorry for him his dad was dead
No f*cker ever knocked out me
[Chorus:]
I need an operation
Magistrate said give him eighteen months
Been fourteen years living in this dump
I've got to be honest I've got the hump
No f*cker ever knocked out me
Last week I won nutter of the year
Longest serving patient in here
They think I'm beaten, bad idea
No f*cker ever knocked out me
Hate you, hate me, hate the cage
Giving me pills what make me strange
Words my now I can't arrange
No f*cker ever knocked out me