Hey! Mark Riley had a home
In that home he had some lizards
Lizards here, and lizards there,
Lizards and spiders crawling everywhere
He had a manager called Khambatta
We've always known him as a bit of a dancer
And we all know him as a pillock
Hey! Marc Riley!
One day Marc Riley went awry
See his stone castle by his side
And he saw me coming over the hill
He'll never ruck and f*ck again
Ha ha ha ha
See Mark Riley by the window sill
Wondering what's 'A New Face in Hell'
Grotesque here and a Dragnet there
Grotesque and Dragnet
Witch Trials everywhere
Hey! Marc Riley