He's standing on the stage
A robot in the lights
The crowd is on a string
And now he pulls it tight
He's got one killer riff
He plays it all night long
He wants to be a poet
But this is pretty dumb
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He sings this dumb dumb ditty ditty dumb
He sings this dumb dumb ditty ditty dumb
So sing along dumb ditty ditty dumb
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He's hangin' out backstage
With
Who says, "I love the record
Ya gonna be a star."
"We're gonna push the single
until it tops the charts
in every city."
He sings this dumb dumb ditty ditty dumb
He sings this dumb dumb ditty ditty dumb
So sing along dumb ditty ditty dumb
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