Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off!
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off!
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the
trough
You'll get no more this evening, so bastards, buggar
off!
You've been a lovely audience, but aye your time has
past
Now don't you all be letting the door hit you in the
ass
You've been a splendid audience, but enough is enough
We'd take it very kindly if you all just bugger off
Here's to all barkeep' and waitresses been serving you
your beer
They've put up with your noxious breath and stupid
drunken leers
Be leaving all your money on the table when you go
Tomorrow you'll have a throbbing head and nothing else
to show
Here's to all the lovely ladies who might be waiting
for the band
And thinking one of them might make a charming one
night stand
Oh, please don't take offence because this son's not
meant for you
We'd be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is
through
Now you're promising the ladies a night of loving bliss
When truth be told you're far too drunk to stand up
straight and piss
So give it up you bloody sots, you'll no be getting
laid
The sooner that you're out the door the sooner we'll be
paid