I got a nudge
From the judge
And he said
I'm not gonna budge
Well, excuse me, officer!
I got a nudge
From my chick
And she said
You make me sick!
Well, excuse me, officer!
Woo
Yeah
Woo woo woo
I got a nudge
From all my buds
And they sat me down in a big circle and said
Dude, we love you, but you're seriously f*cking up big time
Well, excuse me, officers!
Aah
Oww
Bleah
I got a nudge
From the judge
But I'm not
Gonna budge
Well, excuse me, officer!
Well, excuse me, officer!