She drives a little white car to the seminar on Modern
Romance
Possible possible ideas for a date include... a
shooting range
And her chest is full to bursting with thoughts of an
evening
Nobody nobody nobody will ever know her longing
She's got a heart that will never melt
She's got a heart that will never never melt
Shields up! Shields up! Bar the door, and keep your
dukes up!
Tell lies, tell dirty lies, tell diggory lies, until
you're lying in his bed
He has a tendency, a tendency to fall for shining eyes
and baby fat
But the quarry don't share his taste for Anne McCaffrey
And he dresses alright but the conversation is wrong,
all wrong
Nobody nobody nobody will ever know his longing
He's got a heart that will never melt
He's got a heart that will never never melt
Shields up! Shields up! Bar the door, and keep your
dukes up!
Tell lies, tell diggory lies, tell chiggery lies, until
you're lying in his bed
Now you can endure the fear now you can endure the hell
Now you can endure the lies now you can endure the fear