Hi hello please pass the salt
It's locked behind the mirrored vault
And if you know the combination
Please construct a resignation
And have it on my desk by four
And I will love you forever more
Plus one day
And hey
I'll help ya do it
And I can't wake up
When both my eyes
Are super glued shut
And ray the mover told me
That I cannot find you in this house
You moved across the street and now
Your mailbox has an even number
And as I'm walking through the woods
I'm thinking of the things I could not
Say to you and make you cry
Stick a needle in my eye
And if it bleeds
Call the cops
Eighty seven lemon drops
Taste fine to me
But I would not eat them
You can count on me
Eight, nine
Tennessee
And Ray the mover told me
That I cannot find you in this house
You moved across the street and now
Your mailbox has an even number
And all the hippos want to stay alone
So I can't call them friends
But if I had a cordless telephone
I'd run around the house and tell you
All the different rooms I was in
And ray the mover told me
That I cannot find you in this house
You moved across the street and now
Your mailbox has an even number
And all the children on your block
Are playing foresquare in the street
And I would join them if I could
But I've stuck inside this house all day
With Ray
And he's freaking me out