Jemaine: Hey there Bret I see you looking down
Dont want to see my little buddy down with the frown
Just because I'm getting more women than you
But that's only because they don't know you like I do
Sure your weedy, and kinda shy
But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy
They want you wheres the needle when their rolling in the hay
Just hear me out when I say,
Bret you got it going on
The ladies'll get to know your sexuality
when they get to know your personality
I say Bret you got it going on
Not in a gay way just in a hey mate
I wanted to say that you're looking O.K mate
Why can't a hetrosexual guy tell a hetrosexual guy
That he thinks his booty is fly
Not all the time obviously,
Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable
Because you're bumpable, well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
If I say you got a boom, Oww oww come on Bret, help me out now
Bret you got it going on
Bret: I got it going on
That's the conclusion that I've come to
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you
Bret you got it going on
Bret: Got it going on...
No doubt about it we'd be getting crazy if one of us was lucky enough
To be born a lady
Ewww, If one of us was a lady
And I was your man if I was your man although sometimes it gets lonely
And I neeheed a women then I imagine you with some bousoms
In fact one time when we were touring and I was really lonely
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you
When you were sleeping a put a wig on you
Eww Ewwwww and I just laid there and spooned you
Eww Bret you got it going on