She is my perfect girl but there’s some things I’d do
that would make her hurl
She’s a firecrotch and what that means is the curtain and
the drapes share the same sheen
Angry dragon it’s in your throat I hit you in the head it
comes out your nose
Angry pirate that’s similar you see I get it in your eye
then I kick you in the knee
Hayley you’ll never know just how much I need,
To knock the back right out of you and spray you with my
seed
Spitroast requires a friend we’ll line your ass up then
both take an end
Or a three way with Megan Fox I could just stare while
you eat her box
Rusty trombone would work for me just a quick reach
around while you’re in tongue deep
Alligator f*ckhouse is for the pros lock your jaws of
death and do a barrel roll
Cleaveland steamer, donkey punch, dirty sanchez, a hot
lunch
Tony Danza, Boston pancake, space docking, honest Abe