There's a guy who lives on the second floor
I hear him chanting every morning 'bout half past four
He works downtown at the health food store
He's into that new age thing
He's into Tai-Chi, he's into Reiki
He's into astral travel and astrology
How do I get that man into me?
Get into that new age swing
It's drivin' me crazy - help me, Mr. Cayce
How do I make him mine?
He's the cat's pajamas, tell me Nostradamus
Are his planets and mine aligned?
I'm willing to buy into past lives
Angles, crystal, and spirit guides
Just to give that tantric thing a try
Gimme that new wave swing
Oh yeah, I like that tantric thing a lot
Got to have new age swing
You better believe I'm gonna visualize the day
When I take him to nirvana, but I'm gonna take him my way
Give me half a chance, the things I'll do
I will make his new age dreams come true
Teach him a yoga position or two
Doin' that new age swing
(Is that a crystal in your pocket or is your aura expanding?)
He makes my chakras spin
I wanna try his aura on for size
I wanna be a goddess in his eyes
I wanna make his kundalini rise
Gimme that new age swing