Mama Will Bark Lyrics

My feet were killing me, my dogs were barkin',
I must have fallen asleep where I was parkin',
And then I dreamed two dogs were talkin', take my word,
It was the doggone-est thing you ever heard.
She said, (Mama will bark.) You look so lovely in the
moonlight.
(Yes, but Papa will bark.) Your eyes are shining like
the starlight.
(Yes but Mama will bark.) Your lips are so inviting,
darling,
Give me one more kiss. Howl.
(Mama will spank.) The night is young and you are here
so near
(But Papa will spank.) Please let me whisper in your
ear, my dear.
(But Mama will spank.) This is the moment I have
dreamed of, darling,
Oh, watch the bliss. Howl.
I think that I shall never see a tree as lovely as
thee.
Hot dog, woof. (Take me right now.) I wish tonight
would never end.
(I know that Papa will spank.) I'd like to be more than
a friend.
I know but Mama will bark. You know I'm crazy 'bout
you, honey.
Give me one more kiss. Howl. Give me a kiss. (I really have to go, Mama will worry.)
Give me a kiss. (It's getting late. I really have to
hurry.)
Pant. Pant. Pant. (Well, just a teensie weensie little
one and then goodnight.)
Howl. Give me a paw. (That thing inside me says I
really shouldn't).
Let me hold your paw. (If it were anybody else, I
wouldn't.)
Give me a paw. (The way you make me stay out late with
you,)
(It just ain't right.).
Howl. I swear that I shall never see a canine lovely as
thee.
Hot dog, woof. (Take me right home.) I wish the night
would never end.
(I know but papa will spank). I'd like to be more than
a friend.
(I know but Mama will bite.) You know I'm crazy about
you, honey,
Give me one more kiss. Howl!
Ow, you out there. This is for keeping me awake every
night, hah?
Well, take that! Yelp. And take that. Yelp. And take
that. Yelp.
Yelp, yelp, yelp, yelp, yelp, yelp. Hot dog, woof.

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