[Verse 1]
Melon and the coconut are sittin' on the floor
Coco said to Melly, "I can't do this anymore
Everything we're doin' just feels f*ckin' cold
Everything we're shootin', that's just fake B-roll
B-sides, killing time, filler, that's all
How did things happen when we were so close?
How did this all go so Pete Tong?
When it all started, I thought we would grow old
Living in the city with a baby and a dog
Doing school runs in a four by four
I make pancakes and waffles
I could be a stay at home G.I. Joe"
[Interlude]
[Verse 2]
Melly said to Coco, "You can't do this anymore
One day, you'll see you're f*ckin' wrong
Sometimes B-sides are the best songs
Sometimes killing time's very fruitful
I know I can't make you younger
I can't stop life movin' onwards
I can't hide you from life's horrors
I'm not makin' you like your father
Too much quinoa and online shopping
Off-White Air Force Ones in boxes
You're a f*cking coconut, can't even put 'em on
Even if you could, you couldn't even pull 'em off"